The Blond

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. (more…)

Hacked

My checking account was recently hacked. The thieves got away with $99.96 which was spent at apple iTunes. Not what I would do with the money, but maybe that was their only option. The money was refunded to my account, so all is well with me – so far. I’ve Read more…

Tragedy

ALASKAN BEAR TRAGEDY Alaskan Bear …. Mt. McKinley National Park: This is a very sad story about a bear… Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don’t forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done Read more…

Getting Older

Everyone is getting older, even our cartoon friends. Feeling any older this morning?   Few people realize it but……….. Our favorite cartoon characters are also now seniors!

Shoe Man

I showered and shaved. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat in
a pew just in time.

Bowing my head in prayer. As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of
the man next to me. Touching my own. I sighed.

With plenty of room on either side. I thought, “Why must
our soles touch?”

It bothered me, his shoe touching mine. (more…)

7 reasons not to mess with a child

  1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

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YOU ARE BLESSED

This is beautiful!

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked Side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, “This is the Receiving Section. (more…)

Illegal Immigration

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It
explains things better than all the balderdash you hear on TV.

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the
country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of
illegal immigration. (more…)

Terrorist

Do you remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it?

Did you know his trial is over?

Did you know he was sentenced?

Did you see / hear any of the judge’s comments on TV/Radio?

Didn’t think so.

Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.

Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court. (more…)